Why when your parents are asleep you do James Bond shit to not wake them up but when you’re asleep they vacuum and talk extra loud and sing fucking spirituals and shit.
because you got to bed at 4 am & wake up at 3 in the afternoon
ctfu at that picture
if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much
"When things aren’t adding up in your life, start subtracting." (via itwillfinditsway-always)
(Source: thedailypozitive, via xoahlm)
When she spreads her legs and she’s already wet:
Black women can see themselves in Black men. That is why we are quick to defend them. Black men don’t see themselves in Black women and that is why they don’t defend us.
You can’t categorize that many people though…
(Source: luvyourselfsomeesteem, via thesehoeshating)